Amager - Grazing Sheep on Mars

Hazy IPA - Martian style, hopped and dryhopped with Columbus, Mosaic, Cashmere, Citra and Amarillo. March 1st, 2022, was a big day for mankind. On this very day it was revealed that the Mars Odyssey spacecraft had detected subsurface water on Mars. The implications were massive. If water was present, then people could colonize and inhabit the red planet. And since then, politicians and space freaks have been raving on about when the first humans will land on Mars. However, we can now reveal that the plans for an odyssey to Mars are much further along than previously thought. In all secrecy the Chinese have actually sent sheep to Mars. Yup you heard it right - the Chinese are grazing sheep on Mars. They’ve had their surface Mars rovers cultivate the Jezero Crater, turning it into a moist, green pasture. And earlier this year they landed a whole space craft filled with sturdy Scottish Blackface sheep that can live pretty much anywhere. The idea is that these heroic sheep can supply the first humans on Mars with wool, cheese and meat and generally test the atmospheric conditions for bigger mammals. So, while it may still take a little while before we see the first humans on the crimson planet, it feels somewhat heartwarming that these space pioneers will be greeted by a cacophony of Baaaahs and Meeeeehs. How cute.