D9 - Defying Gravity - Delta V

We have claculated the force of which an object, the juiciest pineapple, must be accelerated through delicate, exotic, coconut bitters, to achivev an orbital maneuver within your glass. The exhibited aromatic and flavor qualities have caused test subjects to experience deep levels of satisfaction, pleasant nostalgia for summery days and contemplation of beautiful worlds, distant, yet not beyound our reach.