4Brewers - Giraffe Milk

How do you put giraffe milk in a jar? First, you need to establish a good relationship with him. Write a letter, invite him to a meeting, give him his favourite flowers. Then walk along the embankment and, carefully placing a stepladder against a tree, for the first time timidly kiss him on his spotted cheek. The relationship with the giraffe is developing rapidly, and it won't be long before you can ask for a small favour. The key is to call a certified milkman just after the rain when the rainbow appears. A rich pale ale. Moderately sour, moderately sweet, with the flavour and aroma of Skittles fruit dragees.