Gizmo Fake News

“The earth is flat.” “Sell out and you’re still craft”. “The IBU’s are too low”. There’s a lot of fake news flying around these days. To set the record straight while you tweet and leak, present you with Fake News: New England IPA. This brew was “alternatively” hopped to restrain the bitterness in order to Make Juiciness Great Again! Caliente, Mosaic, Citra and El Dorado collude to provide a huge aroma of peaches, oranges and tropical fruits. Sure it’s hazy in appearance, but ironically, one sip and the facts become clear. Covfefe.