Hop Hooligans - Everyday Is Pretzel Day

It's clear that every day comes with its share of hardships, but from time to time there are those special holidays where everything stressful seems to go away. For instance: Pretzel Day, which brings the joys of indulging oneself in mountains of salty knots of baked bread all day long, watered down with the most refreshing of lagers. We don't agree with such rigid cultural practices. We think certain days are strictly what you want to make of them, and everyone's free to have his pretzel and his pilsener without restraint. Come to think of it, the mighty pretzel is shaped exactly as an infinite loop. That has to mean something.