Hop Hooligans - I Have No Mouth And I Must Scream

Ingredients: water, malted barley, malted wheat, oat flakes, maltodextrin, blueberry puree, blackberry puree, raspberry puree, hops, vanilla, natural marshmallow extract, yeast. What would you do if you had to scream and had no mouth? What would you do in the view of immersive horror—with no possibility to ask for help, or even beg with inarticulate cries? And then, if you had a mouth, what would you actually spit out? How would you waste this one and only opportunity, in the face of an inexorable end? Hop Hooligans, in association with P.i.g.s. Brew Co., present you a sour chant that will leave your oral cavities hideously mesmerized. But—do you have the mouth for it?