Listermann Brewing - Nothing Law

Brewed in collaboration with Fifty West Brewing Co, & Brink Brewing Co to commemorate the Bloatarian Brewing League's 30th Annual Beer & Sweat Keg-Only Homebrew Competition. Label text: Inscribed upon the tablet of written laws is an ancient symbol, originally mentioned by the first Schiz of Unsler in the Resputica Floatus: Nothing Law is the only written law of Bloatarianism in that there will be no other laws. If a person does not understand the laws, as they are not written, then he is an outsider. Bloatarians will not make laws that are not followed. The laws will not be written, and therefore will not exist, so long as they are not followed. 100% Pure Truth. Floatrustus. Ja-EEEP!