Precarious Beer Project - Worldwide Conspiracy

Double Oatmeal Stout. This stout was an inside job. The government made us tell you it’s 6% ABV because they want to control us. We used double the oats because oats protect your brain from the mind-control nano-bots. Proximity Dark Chocolate malt gives us a smooth, low bitterness chocolate and coffee flavor that will protect you from the ChemTrail vapors. This is the silky smooth double oatmeal stout that The Man doesn’t want you to know about.