Badlands Brewing Company - Really Innocent Curse

We have a thing at the brewery called the “Badlands Curse.” What is it you ask? Basically it’s just this really innocent curse where things seem to go wrong very frequently, but they are not generally of any critical/significant stake. It’s more or less just annoying, which is also why we consider this particular curse so “innocent” in nature. A recent example: while staining picnic tables the other day a mineral spirit rag caught fire and melted the bucket/a garbage can. No one got hurt, the damage caused was like $40 in value. No big deal, but also wtf you know what I mean? Dry hopped with Citra and Motueka, we taste notes of orange, lime, and ripe papaya.