Hop Hooligans - Seaview

It looks like slipping in that crisp 5 euro bill to the receptionist worked its magic. You've got a room with the view of your lifetime. Granted, those squawking rats with wings kinda remind you of the ruckus back home, and those slowly floating luxury yachts seem to shine right at you in spite, but that still can't disrupt the serene, baby blue crystalline glimmer of the sea. A perfect, immovable canvas, on which to paint your dream vacation. Good times.