Spiteful God Damn Toffee Pigeon

Two old ass English pigeons heard about porter and decided to cross the pond with a secret mission in mind. Upset with American twist on the original porter, the crotchety birds broke into the brewery armed with pockets full of toffee-they spiked or beer! Little did they know... Sweet notes of toffee now accompany the roasted profile of porter,creating a delightful new flavor. Their attempt at sabotage backfired. Those birds should just stick to their tea and crumpets.