Wiseacre Boomslang

The boomslang was the favorite childhood snake at the Bartosch household where the trusty “Reptiles & Amphibians” encyclopedia was close by at all times. The snake works for the beer style like so: a boomslang is an arboreal cobra with a highly venomous hemotoxin which disables blood clotting. Unlike most venomous snakes, they have an egg-shaped head (as opposed to diamond shaped), large round full eyes instead of the trademark eye slits in vipers, and they make their livelihood almost exclusively in trees.