Enlightened Kettle Logic

A rhetorical device, Kettle Logic describes a set of arguments that are individually true but contradictory when used together. So when your friend drinks your Kettle Logic Amber Ale and claims that, 1) I don't even drink beer. 2) I only drink lagers, and 3) I do drink amber ales but only on Wednesdays – today is Saturday... all of those could be true on their own, but they make a terrible argument when you have an empty glass and your friend keeps giving you excuses. This is an amber-colored ale made on the malty side and balanced with juicy characters from the hops.